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Rock Star Games presents: Table Tennis (http://www.rockstargames.com/tabletennis/)
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Sore thumbs. Sweaty palms. Fighting the temptation to hurl the controller at the TV -- yet not the urge to hurl a few curse words at it.
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VIDEO GAME REVIEW: ROCKSTAR GAMES PRESENTS: TABLE TENNIS
Publisher: Rockstar Games
Rated: E for Everyone
Platform: Xbox 360
Rating: 3 out of 4
All this because of table tennis. Not boxing, not hoops --ping-pong.
"Rockstar Games Presents: Table Tennis" is a far cry from watching two drunk people at a party tip-tap their buzz away. It's an intense test of focus, skill and will that asks the average player
to reach an unearthly level of sharpness.
It's also Rockstar's maiden voyage into next-generation --yes, the same Rockstar that created the legendary "Grand Theft Auto" series.
However, you won't find any sex in the game (not that I actively looked), and the only violence you'll see deals with hitting the ball.
If you've ever seen professional table tennis (like at 3 a.m. on ESPN), you'll see people show off Shaolin-quality reflexes while whacking the small white orb back and forth at high speeds. It's a sight that forces the question, "How do they DO that?"
In "Table Tennis," you try it for yourself.
Almost every button on the controller has a purpose, but the analog thumbsticks handle the heart
of the action. The left stick moves your player, while the right stick controls the hitting of the ball.
Players can manipulate everything from spin to the location of their shots using a combination of the two sticks.
For instance, pushing up on the right stick gives the ball some topspin, while pushing up on the left stick makes sure you hit a deeper shot. You can tell which way the ball is spinning by looking at the swirl of colors orbiting it after it gets hit.
While the intricate control scheme makes sense, there's still a Daytona-sized learning curve for new players.
At first, even experienced gamers will find themselves often out of position, whiffing on balls and getting mercilessly blasted off the table by the computer, even on easy mode. It can get frustrating, which could lead to some people just throwing up their hands in defeat.
For those who fight through the early bumps to get better, the experience is ultimately rewarding. The game turns every match into a hyperactive duel, complete with slow-motion cutaways, sound effects that punctuate big shots and techno-ish music that starts playing when a rally gets started.
There's also an assortment of fictional table tennis pros from around the globe, all with their own personalities and reactions during the match, including the occasional staredown or overblown fist pump in your direction. It's like the game eggs you on, daring you to play more and
beat it -- and it works.
You can engage people on Xbox Live, take part in an exhibition match or play in a tournament. Sadly, you won't find too many options that go beyond unlockable players and outfits. There isn't even a create-a-player feature.
"Table Tennis" is definitely an acquired taste. In terms of atmosphere, it reminds me a lot of a fighting game, where beating the opponent and honing your skills take precedence over the simple joy of playing.
Hopefully, your competitive cursing won't scare the neighbors.
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- Redmond Carolipio can be reached at (909) 483-9328, redmond.carolipio@dailybulletin.com or at the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin, 2041 E. Fourth St., San Bernardino CA 92407. | 
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