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by Brian Richey @ 9:35:00 AM on 2/14/2006 The Torrie Wilson and Chloe 'Best in Show' special has been added to WWE.com. The special begins with quotes from Mark Twain and the Baha Men.
A classical dog show-style opening, with WWE footage spliced in with the dogs performing, opens the show. Torrie introduces herself and Chloe and
then shows us a clip of the British Bulldogs giving advice on not to smoke, complete with Matilda smoking. The first 'Golden Biscuit' award was for
Most Versatile and went to Fifi. Several clips of Fifi and Renee Dupree are shown, making it very obvious that it was a different dog each week, and two
announcers did distinguished commentary. Torrie then asks if she can say 'B*tch,' which is bleeped with a dog bark. She says it reminds her of
Ashley and then gives the award for Best Tasting, which of course went to Al Snow's dog Pepper. A montage of clips, featuring Snow with Pepper and then
the eventual dognapping by Bossman and Snow's eating of Pepper, is shown and finishes with a graphic that says 'In memory of Pepper.' Torrie assures
Chloe that when she says she could just eat her up, that's not what she means. Several dog-related clips are shown, including: Junkyard Dog as a
cartoon and in real-life, Eugene acting like Junkyard Dog, the dogs from the Kennel from Hell match, Ted DiBiase telling a woman to bark like a dog for
money, a Rock Bottom on Road Dogg onto dog waste, and the Chloe Tush Push on Maria. Torrie says that was all Chloe's idea and leads us into a clip of
Matilda giving the British Bulldogs advice. She then says that a dog can become a member of the family and should be treated as such, except if
you're a McMahon. A montage is shown of: Stephanie insulting Triple H's dog Lucy, taking it from him in the divorce, Chris Jericho tying her leash to a
limo door and then mistakenly backing the limo over her, and Triple H discovering her and yelling for help. Torrie then sets up the biggest
award, Most Obedient. She says the winner isn't the best bred, but certainly puts the 'dog' in dogshow. The winner was Trish Stratus, who was
forced by Mr. McMahon to crawl and bark like a dog. After the footage, Torrie says that they did kind of swerve us, so she and Chloe put together a
special package for all us dog lovers. After all, who doesn't love a nice warm pair of puppies? This leads to a montage of a ton of clips of divas,
past and present, in swimsuits, lingerie, and other titillating situations. The King is heard saying 'puppies' about 30 times. The show then ends with
the cartoon Junkyard Dog saying that it was one heck of a ride. |
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